For the majority of his time on Earth, Warren Ellis has lurked in England, notably in Essex and Southend-on-Sea within what I can only assume are a series of linked caverns. He emerges to visit pubs, smoke in the fresh air, and even interact personably with the townsfolk, lessening the terror inherent in his presence. The man known as “Internet Jesus” (or “Stalin”) makes only rare public appearances, but on his way through New York City, Ellis will be stopping at Forbidden Planet on Friday, November 22nd at 6pm to briefly sign books and meet fans….
I’m thrilled to meet my writing idol! Here’s what I’m bringing to have signed by The Boss.
It’s NYCC season once again! If you don’t plan out your convention experience…then I’m afraid you and I are very different people. But should you have some time that for some reason, you don’t know how to fill, allow me to suggest some of the best panels and events going on this weekend—and keep your eyes peeled for bargains on the show floor for these great comics!
this is from spy kids
If you ever tell me Spy Kids 2 was dumb I will actually punch you.
Fun fact: My dad did improv comedy with Steve Buscemi when he lived in California, before Buscemi got in with the Coens and blew up.
I really wasn’t feeling down to study today so I made me these to use as my desktop background
instead of studying
School is for suckers. Don’t study.
But but but
Gaston HATES women who study
That was his whole deal
at the time this screenshot was taken on october 5th, pornhub had raised over $3000. $3000 in 5 out of 31 days. the susan g. komen foundation declined their “dirty” donation. thousands of dollars that could save lives or at least improve them, and they wouldn’t accept the offer because of how it was raised.
There are plenty of reasons to dislike the Komen organization, like the fact that they stopped funding Planned Parenthood to appeal to pro-lifers and only spend about 21% of their money on breast cancer research. This is just their latest bit of nonsense.
GUYS WHAT HAVE I DONE
I HAVE REACHED MAXIMUM DISCOMFORT
to all my doctor who fan followers. here is your reward for filling my dash up with doctor who.
Congratulations, Internet, for making David Tennant into Willem Dafoe.
In order to participate in DC’s latest talent search, you have to draw a female character committing suicide naked.
I’m gonna assume I don’t have to explain what’s fucked up about this.
But guys, they left an open submission form on their page! They claim they will personally review every submission!
I see this as an opportunity to spam their box with a Hawkeye-Initiative style inversion of genders. Give them a naked Superman committing suicide, or just give them a bunch of pics of Superman’s ass, whatever.
I say we make this viral and shame them out of this talent search.
WOW. ARE WE REALLY
we’re done here
burn dc comics to the ground
salt the earth
put up a waffle stand
that’s it. that’s it i am DONE YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY MORE OF MY FUCKING MONEY DC.
spam the fuck out of this
send them porn of supes and batman
u can do it tumblr
Not gonna lie, I fully support this weird initiative, but everything on the Talent Search page says that this is part of Palmiotti’s actual script. It’s not like DC sat down and said “okay, all prospective artists need to be well-versed in the art of naked bathtub suicide”; I presume there is some kind of context.
I have no idea what that might be, but. Y’know. Deep breaths?
Also, the most offensive part of this to me as an English major is the misuse of “chord” in panel 4.